saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
HOW DID I MISS THIS
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did he slip?
maybe if his snapback didnt have so much wind resistance
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them